Connie spends her Saturday afternoons
In the bedroom watching all of
The soap operas she recorded during the week,
While Stan watches college football,
In the living room.
Except sometimes he watches baseball,
Or basketball, or hockey, or NASCAR races,
Or professional wrestling if nothing else is on.
Connie wishes her life was as exciting
As a soap opera.
She wishes Stan was as handsome as
One of the stars.
Last Saturday she started to plan
The seduction of Stan’s boss.
A girl has to have fun.