Corrine works in the bank
As an Assistant Manager.
Her job is to stand
And greet people who prefer to
Stand in line
Rather than use the drive-through.
Corrine sometimes talks
To customers who want to
Rent a safe deposit box
When all the male
Assistants are out to lunch
Or are playing golf.
Corrine had to deal

With a groping male Assistant
At the bank Christmas party.
She pretended to lick his ear
But bit off his ear lobe.
It was never seen again.
The Woe-Man of Legend
Smiled that night.